Dr. Jill Assures Us Joe Is Smart, Energetic, And Doing A Great Job

Joe Biden is confused, out of it, and occasionally shakes hands with the Invisible Man. His deteriorated state is so bad that even some in the liberal media are questioning his ability to run the country. While Biden has consistently refused to take a cognitive ability test, he did get an endorsement from his pretend doctor, wife Jill, who assures us Joe is smart, energetic, and doing a great job.

When Sasquatch Michelle Obama was first lady, the women’s magazines couldn’t stop telling us how beautiful and glamourous she was. When there was a genuine supermodel in the White House in Melania Trump, she was shut out from coverage except to slam her decorating and footwear choices. Now that frumpy spinster Jill Biden is the illegitimate first lady, the women’s mags are back to pretending like the democrat is a major hottie.

In this shameless Real Simple interview, Jill Biden was asked all kinds of tough questions like “Why are you so awesome?” and “How do you manage to be so awesome?” They did ask what would appear to be a legitimate question but it was basically setting Jill up to propagandize her mentally unfit husband:

“Pocketbook issues are bearing down on middle- and working-class families—inflation, gas prices, healthcare debt, the baby formula shortage. What do you say to a parent who’s worried about all that, on top of gun violence in schools and the war in Ukraine?”

“It’s a tough time in history. And Joe and I see that. I think that’s the reason he was elected,” replied Jill.

Joe was elected to destroy the country? Since everything that’s tough right now is of Joe’s doing and he was, according to Jill, elected to bring about this time in history, she’s actually saying his purpose is to f*ck the country. I can agree with that, other than the part about him being elected (he stole the White House).

“He’s steady, he’s strong, he has wisdom, he knows politics, and he knows where he wants to take the country,” Jill said.

Has she met Joe Biden? He is none of these things.

“Sometimes it feels like we’re pushing this boulder up the hill, but progress is being made,” said Jill.

She has to be describing what it’s like to change Joe’s diaper because there has been no progress during his White House occupation, only regression.

“I don’t want to sound like a political ad, but we have done so much. Gas prices are a huge issue, and Joe is, every single day, on the phone talking to leaders about gas and oil,” said Jill.

Gas is expensive because Joe destroyed American energy independence. Him talking to world leaders is not what will bring gas down to pre-Biden levels.

“These problems are coming so fast and furious, and certainly a lot of it is dark, like you said. But I wish people could see more of what Joe has accomplished and how hard he’s working,” Jill said.

I would like to point out that the interviewer didn’t use the word “dark” in the question, but whatever, Jill’s a community college teacher and a doctor of English.

She can wish all she wants that people see what Joe has accomplished but we’re not senile like him and can’t see things that aren’t there.