Gatorade Fined 300,000 For Talking Smack About Water
H2-no! Gatorade has been banned from insulting its main competitor — water — and fined $300,000 after it slandered nature’s sports drink in a video game, California’s Attorney General announced Thursday. AG Xavier Becerra sued the neon-colored beverage company over its cellphone game “Bolt!” in which players guide track star Usain Bolt around to collect […]
The Clever Reasoning Behind The Beast Limo’s Black And White Camo
Not too long ago, the Secret Service ordered newly updated limousines in which to transport the president and other high-ranking officials. According to several recent reports, it appears that the “Beast,” as it is informally known, is just about ready to be delivered. According to Car and Driver, the new Beast built by General Motors […]
Trump About to Add 9 More Countries to Travel Ban And The Left is FREAKING OUT!
Continuing with its efforts to prioritize national security, the Trump administration is considering adding nine additional countries to its travel ban, according to the Washington Examiner. The current travel ban lists six countries — Syria, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen — from areas engulfed in terrorist activities and bars refugees from coming to the U.S. […]
POLL: Should A Five Year Old Be Suspended For Talking About An Imaginary Bomb?
Jackson Riley did not want to take off his backpack. His kindergarten teacher wanted it removed. The boy then gave the best excuse he could think of as a reason not to take off the empty backpack. He got a suspension for terrorism by telling her it would explode if he took it off. Then he got […]
5 Year Old Suspended For Terrorism And The Reason Is Just SILLY
The little boy did not want to take off his backpack. His kindergarten teacher wanted it removed. The boy then gave the best excuse he could think of as a reason not to take off the empty backpack. He got a suspension for terrorism by telling her it would explode if he took it off. […]
Why Kim Jung Un Thinks His New Nickname For Trump Is Just Sooooo Clever
Famous for using bombastic, derogatory and often-awkward English slams against enemies, North Korean state media sent people scrambling for dictionaries Friday with a dispatch that quotes leader Kim Jong Un calling President Donald Trump “the mentally deranged U.S. dotard.” The what? Dotard means a person in a feeble or childish state due to old age. […]