In what we can only assume is a violent attempt to overthrow Democracy, this morning Joe Biden was attacked by a Cicada as he was about to leave for Europe:
Cicadas attack Joe Biden as he leaves for Europe pic.twitter.com/0w2k8AqOrn
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) June 9, 2021
You can’t see it land, but you could certainly see it when he flicked it off his neck.
Biden went to the press and told them “Watch out for cicadas … One just got me”:
Pres. Biden before departing to Europe:
“Watch out for cicadas … One just got me.” pic.twitter.com/BaE9oDHg2m
— Alex Salvi (@alexsalvinews) June 9, 2021
Remember, this isn’t the first time Biden has had bugs landing all over him. Remember this from September of last year?
omg it’s back and it’s huge. this is biden’s new running mate. that’s the rules. pic.twitter.com/YTCAnfMV3s
— Slade (@Slade) September 14, 2020
Why are so many bugs attacking Biden? This can only be an armed insurrection by the bugs to overthrow the government. Better watch out, Democrats, hide your laptops!