That damned Mitch McConnell, holding up that whole Payroll Protection Program while poor Nancy Pelosi was working so hard to get it passed! How dare McConnell stoop so low!! Well at least that’s what the integrity challenged Speaker of the House would have you believe.
It’s tough to find anything that rivals Pelosi’s dishonesty, in fact one of the only things more patently dishonest than Speaker Pelosi would be Wikipedia’s Biography of Hunter Biden wherein Wikipedia informs us that poor Hunter
… has been the subject of debunked right-wing conspiracy theories concerning his business dealings in Ukraine
That ummmmmm would seem to be a pretty friendly explanation of Biden’s misdeeds, but according to Wikipedia, Hunter hasn’t committed any (misdeeds that is). In fact the description found in a Google search of Hunter Biden reveals what can best be described as a very creative bio on Wikipedia’s website which states that
Robert Hunter Biden (born February 4, 1970) is an American lawyer and lobbyist who is the … He has been the subject of debunked right-wing conspiracy theories … of his son; Joe Biden did not stop any prosecution, did not brag about doing so, … Biden is also the father of a child born out of wedlock in Arkansas in August …
Oh heck then, so Hunter didn’t do anything wrong except having a kid out of wedlock, but then who hasn’t done that? Of course the Wikipedia Bio apparently didn’t contain enough room to mention the fact that Hunter denied fathering the child and had to be dragged into court and ordered to pay child support. But then as most can only imagine tooling around in a $200,000 Porsche does get kind of expensive
In any event, like the bio states it’s those damned right wing conspiracy theories!! Notice how Wikipedia is kind enough to provide a link to the term “conspiracy theory” in order to explain what exactly a conspiracy theory is, but no such link is provided explaining how all of these wicked conspiracy theories have actually been debunked. Perhaps Joe Biden just called Wikipedia and told them that “Everyone has looked at that!!”, it must be nice to have connections.
It appears in all honesty as if “debunked” as used in this instance means that a lot of left wing periodicals state that it just didn’t happen. In fact the MSM is all to happy to carry water for the Biden family as the following headlines would suggest
NBC News: Trump is pushing a baseless conspiracy about the Bidens and China. Here’s what we know.
or this gem:
New Yorker: The Invention of the Conspiracy Theory on Biden and Ukraine
Of course there were some articles that involved dragging democracy into the darkness and beating her senseless
Washington Post: A quick guide to Trump’s false claims about Ukraine and the Bidens
Oh Yeah, and lets not forget these clowns err correspondents
New York Times: Debunking 4 Viral Rumors About the Bidens and Ukraine
And speaking of clowns
CNN: Fact check: What Trump has been getting wrong on Biden and Ukraine
Of course “USA Today” had to get into the act, performing this bit of, …. oh hell, let’s just call it “Investigative Reporting”
In a truly super example of how deeply thorough the main stream media conducted the research that debunked all those evil right wing conspiracy theories about poor Hunter, we have the stellar investigative journalism conducted by the “McPaper” of media outlets which must have involved at least three or four interviews that resulted in uncovering the following
“Hunter Biden? Never heard of him,” said Ludmila Rynovaya, 72, a resident of Vodiane’s nearby village – population 600 – who was chatting with a friend in a small grocery store. “We’re pretty good at corruption,” she said. “We don’t need Americans to help us.”
Why if only this 72 year old had come forth during the impeachment trial everything could have been different! Add to this the fact that “USA Today” tried to interview a “sullen faced security guard” and you have some investigative journalism to rival Bernstein and Woodward!!
The “USA Today” story continued
Over the course of about a week in Ukraine, the message from two dozen government officials and anti-corruption investigators quickly became clear: The allegations against the Bidens are entirely lacking in evidence.
As irrefutable proof of how baseless these horrendous accusations against Hunter Biden are, “USA Today” published the following full color photo’s!!! Warning: these photos were deemed not suitable for children or small animals and therefore they have been recreated below. You can however view the original photos in all of their conspiracy theory busting glory by clicking on this link to the original article
As if the picture of that field (allegedly once owned by Bursima) wasn’t enough, “USA Today” also included MAPS OF OF THE UKRAINE!! Very similar to the map shown below
There you have it ladies and gentlemen! Game set and match. There is no refuting pictures of empty fields and maps.
The remainder of the article read like a tourist’s guide to the Ukraine, but it did have the following disclaimer in place – as it was in a LOT of the other stories behind the headlines presented here, although the wording varied slightly in each.
The “USA Today” informed us that
What is true and what is false is exceptionally hard to pin down in this fledgling democracy, one riddled with regulatory loopholes, poor governance and never-ending budget shortages
So although what the President is saying cannot (according to these left wing periodicals) be true, the media can’t actually prove there not because…journalism
Back to Wikipedia description of Hunter Biden, most people know that the internet based Wikipedia is fraught with disinformation, so are a million other left wing websites, so “whats the big deal?” you may ask.
The big deal is that kids everywhere use the site as a quick reference tool, despite the fact that the site itself maintains that
Wikipedia is not a reliable source. Wikipedia can be edited by anyone at any time. This means that any information it contains at any particular time could be vandalism, a work in progress, or just plain wrong.
If you spend ten minutes reading the Wikipedia’s description of Hunter Biden (ten minutes that you will never get back in this lifetime) you will quickly discover that the entire bio is presented almost as if it was a Resist members wet dream. ummm fantasy. Forget actually reading the bio, skip to the end and peruse the references which read like who’s who of the liberal media
The following shows the first 22 references utilized by the author of Hunter Biden’s Wikipedia bio, there are 76 total, and the last 54 don’t get any better
Wikipedia’s “references” on Hunter Biden Bio
^ “Trump’s Biden-Ukraine natural gas conspiracy theory: False, but alive”. USA Today. Retrieved December 17, 2019.
^ “Five fantasies Trump is pushing about the Ukraine scandal – and the truth”. The Guardian. Retrieved December 17, 2019.
^ “Trump is pushing a baseless conspiracy about the Bidens and China. Here’s what we know”. NBC News. Retrieved December 17, 2019.
^ “There’s no evidence for Trump’s Biden-Ukraine accusations. What really happened?”. NBC News. Retrieved December 17, 2019.
^ “The facts behind Trump’s bogus accusations about Biden and Ukraine”. Vox. Retrieved December 17, 2019.
^ “The Invention of the Conspiracy Theory on Biden and Ukraine”. The New Yorker. Retrieved December 9, 2019.
^ “As Sondland testified, a misleading Ukraine story spread among conservatives on social media”. NBC News. Retrieved November 21, 2019.
^ Forgey, Quint (September 24, 2019). “Trump changes story on withholding Ukraine aid”. Politico. Retrieved October 6, 2019.
^ Pettypiece, Shannon; Smith, Allan (September 23, 2019). “Trump suggests he tied Ukraine funding to corruption, cites Biden allegations”. NBC News. Retrieved October 6, 2019.
^ Rupar, Aaron (September 20, 2019). “Rudy Giuliani’s viral CNN meltdown over Trump and Ukraine, briefly explained”. Vox. Retrieved September 20, 2019.
^ van Wagtendonk, Anya (October 13, 2019). “Hunter Biden resigns from a Chinese firm amid controversy over his business dealings”. Vox.
^ Jump up to: a b Newburger, Emma (October 13, 2019). “Hunter Biden resigns from Chinese firm following Trump attacks”. CNBC. Retrieved October 13, 2019.
^ Phelps, Jordyn; Saenz, Arlette (August 25, 2015). “Hunter Biden Denies Ashley Madison Account Is His”. ABC News. Retrieved October 6, 2019.
^ Jump up to: a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u Entous, Adam (July 1, 2019). “Will Hunter Biden Jeopardize His Father’s Campaign?”. The New Yorker. Retrieved October 6, 2019.
^ Connelly, Kevin (August 28, 2008). “Biden shows more bark than bite”. London, England: BBC News. Retrieved May 7, 2014.
^ Broder, John M. (August 28, 2008). “Biden Opens New Phase With Attack on McCain”. The New York Times. Retrieved May 7, 2014.
^ Seelye, Katharine Q. (August 24, 2008). “Jill Biden Heads Toward Life in the Spotlight”. The New York Times. Archived from the original on December 10, 2008. Retrieved August 25, 2008.
^ Jump up to: a b c Newman, Meredith; Jagtiani, Sarika; Sharp, Andrew (September 26, 2019). “Hunter Biden: Who is former Vice President Joe Biden’s son mentioned in Ukraine-Trump call?”. USA Today. Retrieved October 6, 2019.
^ Yglesias, Matthew (October 1, 2019). “Hunter Biden, the black sheep who might accidentally bring down Trump, explained”. Vox. Retrieved October 24, 2019.
There’s no reason to think that Biden backed MBNA’s position because his son worked there — senators normally line up with their home state’s major employers’ policy priorities — it’s more like Hunter got the job due to his dad’s overall cozy relationship with the company.^ Peligri, Justin (October 18, 2014). “Who is Hunter Biden?”. CNN. Retrieved October 6, 2019.
^ Jump up to: a b c Schrekinger, Ben (August 2, 2019). “Biden Inc”. Politico Magazine.
^ Glass, Andrew (February 7, 2007). “A Younger Biden Goes the Extra Miles for Amtrak”. Politico. Washington, D.C.
Well at least Wikipedia used a lot of non-biased sources for th…. just kidding, most of the people on this list are left of Stalin
One has to wonder, if the MSM is willing to go through such acrobatics just to clean up Hunter Biden’s troubled past, what lengths will they go through to do the same for Hunter’s dad? Currently the answer to that is that the media will pretend that the Biden’s are the new Kennedy’s or Obama’s waiting in the wings to solve all of America’s problems and rescue us from the evil Orange Man in the White House….hopefully we as a nation are smart enough, and strong enough not to let them get away with trying.
