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  • Actress Betty White, 93, Dyes Peacefully In Her Los Angeles Home

    LOS ANGELES, California – Via Empire News In a press release from her long-time manager Jeff Witjas, it has been confirmed today that actress Betty White, best known for her roles on TVs The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Golden Girls, and Hot in Cleveland, is not a natural blonde. “Betty is a solitary kind of person,” said Witjas. “She […] More

  • Monica Lewinsky Says She Is Voting For Hillary Clinton

    Another TGTBT Via Empire News: Former presidential intern and the world’s second most famous presidential lay, Monica Lewinsky, has gone on record saying that she will be voting for her old flame’s wife, Hillary Clinton, in the next election. Lewinsky, who is a staunch anti-bullying activist, says she couldn’t possibly vote for Trump, because he’s “the […] More

  • Gary Johnson Says He’ll Give Everyone Who Votes For Him $100

    TGTBT: Would Gary Johnson be this desperate to steal votes? Via Empire News: In what he says is his way of “giving back,” Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson says that for anyone who can prove that they vote for him in the general election, he will personally send them $100. “People have been giving candidates money […] More

  • Boston Marathon Bomber Tsarnaev Severely Injured In Prison, May Never Walk Or Talk Again?

    YES! LOVE FAKE NEWS

    Too good to be true? Via Empire News Infamous Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, 22, was the victim of an “unfortunate accident” yesterday at Ft. Devens Detention Center in Massachusetts, just a few short months after his high-profile trial and sentencing, according to warden Paul Jacobson. Corrections officers reportedly found the terror suspect face down […] More