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  • NASA Hires Top Priest To Prepare Humanity for Major ‘Life-Changing’ Announcement

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    NASA has hired a world renowned priest to help prepare humanity for a major “life-changing” announcement in the coming weeks. According to reports, NASA has hired Reverend Dr. Andrew Davison and 23 other theologians to help humanity prepare for the announcement of extraterrestrial life. Davison’s book, “Astrobiology and Christian Doctrine,” will contribute to a joint project by […] More