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WATCH: Porch Pirate Tries To Steal Package But Home Owner With An AR-15 Has Something To Say About It

“Put my sh** back on this porch!”

Those were the words a porch pirate was greeted with after he casually grabbed a box from a Detroit man’s front porch in a failed theft attempt.

But the words weren’t as attention grabbing as the assault rifle in the homeowner’s hands.

The hardened pirate quickly turned polite at the sight of the rifle and did in fact put that sh** back on the man’s porch.

The best part, however, was his get-away vehicle hauling ass and leaving the porch pirate to fend for himself.

And, thanks to a doorbell camera, the whole things was caught on video for our amusement:

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