Dr. Fauci Tells Children He Saved Christmas By Personally Vaccinating Santa Claus

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I feel bad for the youth of the COVID generation. Not only are they hopelessly confused by a torrent of ever-changing ‘woke’ misinformation about EVERYTHING, they also have to sift through the non-stop dooms day prophecies being vomited by Democrats.

“Wear a mask or you’ll kill your grandmother!” was the opening wound. Now children can’t even get close to Grandma for the holidays (as long as you’re adhering to Liberal policies). Democrats across the nation are attempting to completely cancel Christmas because they can’t seem to decide if the Coronavirus is lethal even after thousands of Americans are lining up to receive the new FDA approved vaccines.

Many children now worry that if the vaccines aren’t good enough to allow Christmas gatherings and to lift severe restrictions….”Then what about Santa?”

Don’t worry, Dr. Fauci didn’t hesitate to tell a massive lie to every little boy and girl. According to him, the good Dr. single handedly saved the holidays.

Dr. Fauci, please. You’re just making it worse now.

According to Fauci kids can’t rest well come Christmas Eve because he paid Santa a house visit up at the North Pole and personally delivered Santa the vaccine.

For the love of Pete, you’re not going to make America feel better by saying you went up to the North Pole and vaccinated Santa Claus yourself.

On Saturday, the head of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases assured children in a segment on CNN that he’d ensured Kris Kringle had gotten his inoculation.

“Well, I have to say I took care of that for you because I was worried that you all would be upset,” Fauci said.

“So what I did a little while ago, I took a trip up there to the North Pole. I went there and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go. He can come down the chimney, he can leave the presents, he can leave and you have nothing to worry about. Santa Claus is good to go.”

Really? What a joke.

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