Never fear, the Democratic socialist darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is here!
And she has a plan to save the United States Post Office.
You can practically hear the mice churning in her little head.
A national progressive penpal program!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You can only dig so fast with a spoon.
I don’t think Twitter was too optimistic to your idea, AOC…
If you have to "invent" mail in order to prop up an outdated and failing government agency, maybe you've just answered your own question?— BearsBasketballMom (@BearsBasketbal1) August 17, 2020
As if her legion of fawning fumbling followers even know how to write a letter, let alone read one… and gawd forbid it's cursive written.— Maggie (@drillanwr) August 17, 2020