WATCH: Genius AOC Comes Up With Brilliant Plan To Save The Post Office… Be Her Pen Pal

Never fear, the Democratic socialist darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is here!

And she has a plan to save the United States Post Office.

Watch.

You can practically hear the mice churning in her little head.

In a bid to revitalize the USPS, @aoc proposes a “national progressive penpal program” to boost stamp sales. pic.twitter.com/UzTNdz2Moq

— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 17, 2020

A national progressive penpal program!

YAY!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

“… give them spoons, not shovels." https://t.co/PX6KRGm04I

— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) August 17, 2020

You can only dig so fast with a spoon.

Heh.

I don’t think Twitter was too optimistic to your idea, AOC…

If you have to "invent" mail in order to prop up an outdated and failing government agency, maybe you've just answered your own question?

— BearsBasketballMom (@BearsBasketbal1) August 17, 2020

As if her legion of fawning fumbling followers even know how to write a letter, let alone read one… and gawd forbid it's cursive written.

— Maggie (@drillanwr) August 17, 2020